beach boombox

Relaxing quiet day at the beach?
WRONG! More like a day listening to some idiot's favorite tunes blasting from his boombox!
Have you ever heard of earpods you self absorbed jerk?!

LP Gear problem

Worst on-line shopping experience ever!
Worst customer service ever!
Don't trust a business who's only communication with it's customers is through a yahoo e-mail account.
Don't trust a business that doesn't put a phone number on their web site.

facebook timeline

it sucks big time

high fives

Fans who high five each other after their team makes a big play.
They didn't do anything to make the play but they feel compelled to high five anyway.
People who high five outside of sports bug me too. I have to leave them hangin'.

Florence + the Machine

Her voice can peel paint from a mile away!

tennis grunters

People who grunt or women who shreek everytime they hit the ball.
The worst are little girls who sound like barking Pomeranians.

Quepon

People who pronounce coupon as quepon.
The pronunciation is used by every wacko food hoarder on Extreme Couponing.

Facebook

This is the worst designed crap ever to permeate the world since Microsoft.

Down in Front!!!

OK I saved my allowance for a year and waited in line for hours to see my favorite boy band group, The Wanted, and some bitches in front of me block my view of the stage with thier "I <3 The Wanted" signs!

cee lo

hey cee lo,
why are you on every show now?
f-you

VW TV ads

The ad with the stupid guy setting off a car alarm in the showroom was annoying.

The punch bug ad was unnecessarily painful.

Now the one with the kid and a guy beating the crap out of a piñata is irritating.
Seeing them over and over in the same show doesn't help.

VWs used to be cool…

clowns

they creep me out!

coupons that aren't worth it

25¢ off coupon... are you kidding me?
Or maybe worse buy 2 get 50¢ off!
And why are there ads that don't have coupons in with the coupons... I hate that!

people who litter

You have to be a totally self absorbed a-hole to throw trash out of your car or worse leave it on the beach!

cell phone drivers

You can't drive, so yeah sure start using your crackberry in traffic!
Oh and we'll wait for you when you decide to use gas pedal.

creepers

They stop 4 car lengths short at the light and gradually creep forward while waiting.
They're usually yacking on a cell-phone.

punk sandwich stealing seagulls

Seagulls that aren't respectful to famous seagull advocates who saved them from being trapped in a net by delinquent teenage boys!
What's this world coming to? This is only funny when it happens to other people.

SCREAMING KIDS!!!!!!

I don't know what is worse a group of  high pitched shrieking brats or their brain dead, deaf, self-entitled parents.
Seeing who can outscream each other is not a good game unless you are on a deserted island (if only).
Way to ruin my peaceful day at the beach! Heads up jerks, there's other people in the world besides your inbred, obese family!

stuff that's on sale but isn't

I hate it when I read in the Publix newspaper ad that something is on sale and get all the way to the check-out with it only to find out that it's not on sale until tomorrow. Would it kill them to have the sales start on the day they appear in the paper?

Fancy Feast is not 10 for $5.00 until tomorrow!

lip jobs

Why do beautiful women with money think they have to get lip jobs?
Not everybody can or should be Angelina Jolie.

no turn signal

People who don't use their turn signals.
Are you really that lazy? Or are you just a jerk?!

arm drop

Rich Christensen's arm drop on Pinks All Out.
Every show has an issue with this d-bag's insistence on doing his egomaniacal arm drop routine.
Note to Rich: They put those trees on the track for a reason!

some Walmart cashiers

I go to all the trouble to stack my 40+ cat food cans by flavor and the cashier scans each can individually!
That's OK, I didn't have anything else to do today!

Dr. Phil

he bugs me

miami dophins

Every year they suck. They sucked when they had Dan Marino but at least they were fun to watch then... now they just suck and they really don't look like they will get any better anytime soon :-(

we suck

freezing weather

brrrr

 

Wind

It bugs me.

Missing Comments

It really torques me that my comment did not show up on this blog, so I had to post it again.

Getting Here

What really bugs me is the pain in the butt it was to get to this point!

timid drivers

People who slow way down at the end of a green light because they are just sure they are not going to make the light... well guess what, they don't.
Meanwhile you and 6 cars behind you that would have made the light at a reasonable speed miss the light too.

Mackenzie Phillips

Mackenzie Phillips...nuff said

I need to vent

This is a blog space where I can vent about stuff that's buggin me!

Since a lot of stuff is buggin me this blog should be pretty active.

The first thing I can think of that is buggin me is people who post comments every 15 minutes all day long on Facebook. The worst of these are people with iPhones or Crackberries that are simultaneously tweeting and Facebooking. The result is when checking your news feed you have to scroll through hundreds of posts by these self absorbed idiots to see posts you want to read.