punk sandwich stealing seagulls

Seagulls that aren't respectful to famous seagull advocates who saved them from being trapped in a net by delinquent teenage boys!
What's this world coming to? This is only funny when it happens to other people.

SCREAMING KIDS!!!!!!

I don't know what is worse a group of  high pitched shrieking brats or their brain dead, deaf, self-entitled parents.
Seeing who can outscream each other is not a good game unless you are on a deserted island (if only).
Way to ruin my peaceful day at the beach! Heads up jerks, there's other people in the world besides your inbred, obese family!

stuff that's on sale but isn't

I hate it when I read in the Publix newspaper ad that something is on sale and get all the way to the check-out with it only to find out that it's not on sale until tomorrow. Would it kill them to have the sales start on the day they appear in the paper?

Fancy Feast is not 10 for $5.00 until tomorrow!

lip jobs

Why do beautiful women with money think they have to get lip jobs?
Not everybody can or should be Angelina Jolie.

no turn signal

People who don't use their turn signals.
Are you really that lazy? Or are you just a jerk?!

arm drop

Rich Christensen's arm drop on Pinks All Out.
Every show has an issue with this d-bag's insistence on doing his egomaniacal arm drop routine.
Note to Rich: They put those trees on the track for a reason!

some Walmart cashiers

I go to all the trouble to stack my 40+ cat food cans by flavor and the cashier scans each can individually!
That's OK, I didn't have anything else to do today!